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After The Apocalypse (2004) |
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The basic story is this: there has been a third World War that pretty much wiped out everything. There are a handful of survivors struggling to live. Now, I realize that most of you guys have visions of Mel Gibson as Mad Max driving around in beat up muscle cars and blowing stuff up, but this isn’t that kind of movie. There are no guns or cars, no gasoline or hacksaws. No one is forced to cut off his own arm. Some of you may have visions of an early 1980s Motley Crue video. Well, there is no hairspray or mascara in this film. There are no oil drums on fire with guys in tattered clothes and fingerless gloves standing around while chicks in torn fishnet stockings creep in and out of alleyways. I mention all of this because in the back of my head, that’s kind of what I was expecting. |
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Gore-o-meter rating: 0.5 out of 5 (a guy hits a couple of people with a stick) Skin-o-meter: 0 out of 5 |